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Sperm

Bill Cashing

I used to be a sperm
Patiently waiting
Knowing one day
That I'll get my turn

I swam in a crowded sea
Looking around
I could tell
They all look just like me

All in all I would've stayed
Life was simple
Nothing changed
But then I saw the egg

Bill Cashing has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Bill's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Bill's latest works:

Sperm

Submitted Apr 12th 2011, 08:22

That's Her For Ya

Submitted Apr 12th 2011, 07:26

Submitted Apr 12th 2011, 07:23