Very Bad Poetry

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Sophie Warren

Jamie Scott

sophie warren,
she's not foreign,
she's not common,
she's not bad,

she's not black or muslim,
she's not polish or anything,
she's certainly not jewish,
and her clothes are new-ish,

she doesn't even have brown eyes or hair,
she is a perfect arien i swear,
boys would like to see her naked and bare,
to me she is as essential as air,

after 15 years she's no worse for wair,
people as nice as her are rare,
as an arien hitler would have wanted her alive,
he would have wanted me too... HIGH FIVE.

Jamie Scott has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Jamie's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Jamie's latest works:

Angst!

Submitted Jun 4th 2009, 03:38

HOW TO BEWILDER A BUILDER

Submitted Apr 23rd 2009, 16:43

The Suekeeper

Submitted Apr 23rd 2009, 16:01