Very Bad Poetry

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Poem 412

Very Bad Archive

Sometimes...

Mr. Horst

I think I would like to date a veterinarian
it becomes clear to me
when the women I date
who don't work out
aren't typically nice to animals
and I think I'd like to date a veterinarian.

Mr. Horst has published since joining on 27/11/07. Read more of Mr.'s terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Mr.'s latest works:

Sometimes...

Submitted Nov 27th 2007, 15:48