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Mister Underhill

Mister Underhill has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Mister's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Mister's latest works:

Pining for Prunella

Submitted Oct 9th, 11:59

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Submitted Jun 28th, 03:30

Ode to a Cougar

Submitted Jun 26th, 16:07