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Poem 1497

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Some People Are Gay

Emmis Ackbar

They stand up and shout HOORAY,
for Hollywood TODAY,
to get a bag that's fetch,
don't be an ugly betch...

Emmis Ackbar has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Emmis's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Emmis's latest works:

Strip Tease

Submitted Mar 2nd 2010, 21:24

You Are/Is

Submitted Mar 6th 2009, 10:38

math sux...

Submitted Feb 25th 2009, 14:38