Very Bad Archive
Some Dumb Fax
Daniella Princess of Doom
I got paid today
I called you on the phone
asked you if you wanna hang
or does you wanna be alone?
You made a grunting noise
I cried all night and day
I wish I had a good comeback
for the stank ass shit you say.
Lend me your faith
I know you've got some
I know you like beer
I know you're a bum
I have your sly nature
Mixed inside my blood
It swims like a fishy right to my brain
it makes my rods and cones go crazy makes my medulla go insane!
You're picky
You're fussy
You don't think you're lucky
I'm here
I'm here
I could be something really good to you
You know I'm so strange
Pull up to my curb
Punch me in the face
Wanna be your baby
Wanna be your lady
Wanna be your baby
Wanna be your lady
Daniella Princess of Doom has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Daniella's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Daniella's latest works: