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Poem 510

Very Bad Archive

Soma 350mgs Ten Plus Times Daily

Robert Hawkins

Tried a descreet fart.
Came out wet.
Damn it stinks.
I'll point at Steve.
He stinks anyway.
What the heck,
I can fart now.
Still blame Steve.
The hidden,,you know?
In the deep crevices in Steve's mind.
Soma Compound 350 mgs.
Probably little, hydrocodone,,caffeine.
Christ,,who knows what.
Esoteric chemicals going on there.
Think?
Tell me you didn't
Think you were going for gold?
In his head?
Get real.
rlh

note;
a note,, nobody gives a tinkers damn bout your damn notes.
Damn bum.
..every God damn body. 08

Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works:

A Day, of Bobby as interpeted, Emily Reeve

Submitted Aug 2nd, 22:52

Trilogy by Emily Reeve #3

Submitted Jul 27th, 21:49

Trilogy by Emily Reeve #2

Submitted Jul 27th, 21:35