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The Blonde Whisperer

Sole Searching

No, not looking for internal peace
Just cant find my shoes
A fine line indeed
Yet I can’t think of any comparisons

That doesn’t help the fact
That my shoes are still missing
My appointment is in 15 minutes
Might have some effect on their decision
Me not wearing any shoes

What am I to expect from you
You were expecting insightful thought
I would be happy just borrowing your shoes
If they fit

The Blonde Whisperer has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of The Blonde's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of The Blonde's latest works:

The title of my next book

Submitted Sep 2nd 2008, 13:21

Sole Searching

Submitted Jul 29th 2008, 12:12

The smartest guy in the room

Submitted Jul 29th 2008, 12:05