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Soccer Ball

Darcy Bird

I have a soccer ball
It's round and LOL
It's black and white
And there's a bite
My dog bit it
And I kicked it
It's now flat
And dead like my cat
It's in the bushes
And under some snow

Darcy Bird has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Darcy's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Darcy's latest works:

your love

Submitted Sep 22nd 2009, 08:06

Broken Heart

Submitted Sep 22nd 2009, 08:02

My pencil

Submitted Sep 22nd 2009, 07:58