Very Bad Poetry

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So What

Teen Queen

Guys stare at my butt
So what?
Woman should take that as an compliment
It's not like he tried to sick his dick in it
If you're looking at my ass I won't get mad
I might even show off for you and let you see just how rad
My ass really is.

Teen Queen has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Teen's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Teen's latest works:

I Love Bad Poetry

Submitted Feb 13th 2011, 20:06

Self Sex

Submitted Feb 13th 2011, 20:04

Bad Poet

Submitted Jul 4th 2010, 06:12