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Poem 106

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So What

Michael Reed

So what
if it doesn't make sense
good poetry doesn't
have to

So what
if it was tossed off in three minutes
Spontaneity is more important
than logic

So what
if it doesn't rhyme
at least
most of the time

So what
if you don't like it
you empty-headed cretin neanderthal
with zits

So what
if you can't make it to the last line
because of its blatant insulting tone
that shouts out to you:
You can't understand this!
And you never will!

So what?

Michael Reed has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 25/5/07. Read more of Michael's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Michael's latest works:

Is God a Retard?

Submitted Dec 31st 2009, 10:38

Fast Food Restaurant Drive-up Window Attendant

Submitted Dec 10th 2009, 10:08

So This Is Heaven?

Submitted Jun 1st 2009, 05:32