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Snow

Dylan Fogarty

Snow.
I want it to go away.
And come again another day.
Except not another day.
It’s way too white and fluffy,
Much like my dog named Buffy.
In the winter, it is so hard to drive,
Almost as annoying as a huge beehive.
I hate the way it makes me feel,
Being wet is such a huge deal.
I wish I could stab it in the chest,
So it can feel the pain it causes me at last.
Snow.

Dylan Fogarty has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Dylan's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Dylan's latest works:

Snow

Submitted Feb 23rd 2010, 05:54