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Poem 923

Very Bad Archive

Slim Finger Cornpone

Edward Krayva

by the ladies room, I do linger

down on Front Street ,I always drink stingers

theres an abysmal smell emanating from my middle finger

but Slim Whitman is still my favorite singer

Edward Krayva has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Edward's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Edward's latest works:

Tundra Trash

Submitted Oct 6th, 04:28

I am really Edward Krayva

Submitted Sep 17th, 06:27

Josephine Pouch

Submitted Aug 28th, 06:41