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Simplistic Simon by Honey De.
Robert Hawkins
A pie man approached, Simon.
Care to taste my wares?
That will be 6.50.
American hard currency please.
I don't wan't rubles or pounds, francs, yen.
Any of that toilet paper.
Hard American currency.
Lets face it.
The Americans have won.
Let me give you a clue.
Simon.
Think American.
Credit cards, singles bars,
Good TV like Jerry Springer.
Eight lane freeways,
Homosexual encounter groups.
Weight watchers, shopping malls,
Hey,, Celebrites.
Just think, disposable automobiles.
Now your getting it.
Think American.
That's not to mention fast food, Coca Cola, and drag racing.
They have both narcotics and bicameral legisliature.
Try that in motherland Russia.
Be sure to say good bye first.
And pay for the pie.
Before you leave.
I think the KGB is looking at you.
Remember,,
American currency.
Simplistic Simon.
rlh
note;
The highest mark of intelligence is to feel, to recognize, to interpet, a genuine opportunity.
For all to exist.
..Honey De 07
dang, she is good.yum yum.
Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works: