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Shushes

Kevin Castaneda

Stick it to the man
Human narcissistic jews
Undermine the racial society of realism
Seven point blows to the groin
Hindering testicular cancer
Even in the tundra
Spoon me, please

Kevin Castaneda has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Kevin's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Kevin's latest works:

It Hurts

Submitted Jan 19th 2009, 19:12

Shushes

Submitted Jan 19th 2009, 19:11

I Am An Angry Lesbian

Submitted Jan 19th 2009, 19:10