Very Bad Poetry

There was a girl named Shirley, whose hair was
short and curly.

She never wanted to go anywhere she hated her
short curly hair.

Her Mom would say, "let's
go to the park."
Shirley would say, No
not until after dark!"

There came a Man
with a silly song.
"I can make your
hair strait and long."

Now Shirley goes to
the park by day,
but when people see
her they say, "Oh hey!"

"What happened to your
short curly hair
Where did it go
o where o where?"

Now Shirley hates her
hair strait and long,
she wish she"d never
heard that silly song.

The moral of this
story is, love yourself
for who you are,
yes indeed you'll
go very far.

smothers shirley has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of smothers's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of smothers's latest works: