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Shitsucking

Frank Gisell

Your mom sucks shit
Oodles and oodles of it
She stores shit by the can
And then licks it off from her hand
For breakfast she has stringy stool
It's gross, but she thinks it's cool
For dinner she has wonderful blue crap
With indigested corn kernels in a wrap
For supper, its a great meaty dick
A bit of a change from the sick
But for dessert, for her dose of fat
She has Middle Earth extracts that she shat

Your mom does what's much worse than smoking

But you know, of course I am joking

So don't cry.

Bye!

Frank Gisell has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Frank's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Frank's latest works:

Shitsucking

Submitted Mar 3rd 2009, 01:54