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Shit On My Hip

Ace Kale

Got up from the crapper
and what do ya know?
Got a turd with some peanuts
Oozing down to the floor
From my hip, I always thought
It was shaped like the ship
I saw that day with you at
The Yellow Flounder.
But no matter-its stinky
and yellow...nutty galore!
and there's more
I dribbled a little
On the seat
While I danced with the
Shit, shit, shit, shitty
Shit on my hip...

Ace Kale has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Ace's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Ace's latest works:

I's Smart Song of a Cavalier Hick

Submitted Jun 22nd 2010, 13:09

Cracker-Jack Wedding

Submitted Jun 12th 2010, 23:43

Fool, I Loves You

Submitted Jun 8th 2010, 22:56