Very Bad Poetry

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Poem 281

Very Bad Archive

Shit List

Robert Hawkins

Small fry.
Small shit.
Big fry.
Big shit.
Small fish
Little shit.
Big fish.
Shit shit shit.
Small people.
Who gives a shit.
Big people.
Shit shit shit.
Small boss.
Taking shit shit.
Big boss.
Giving shit shit shit.
Little death alright.
Big death.
Shit shit shit.
Just shit.
Big heaven alright.
Little heaven.
Shit.
rlh


note; If your going to float with the rest of us
then get it out of you pants. sniggering

Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works:

A Day, of Bobby as interpeted, Emily Reeve

Submitted Aug 2nd, 22:52

Trilogy by Emily Reeve #3

Submitted Jul 27th, 21:49

Trilogy by Emily Reeve #2

Submitted Jul 27th, 21:35