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Robert Hawkins

I'm trying to find some girl,
To write poetry with me.
She could polish me.
Improve my thrust.
But ease in with words.
She could guide my stanza for me.
When shes ready to recieve.
And won't shove her quote down on me.
She will just let it slide.
And have many many titles ready.
When I go to work.
She told me her motto.
"If poetry didn't have its ups and downs it wouldn't be any fun at all."
I feel its the body of work that.
I'm compelled to please.
Keeping abreast with both hands.
Some poems take a little longer to please.
rlh

note;
Oh no Honey De you can't be thinking about Saddam Hussein, he really isn't a Mexican.

Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works:

A Day, of Bobby as interpeted, Emily Reeve

Submitted Aug 2nd, 22:52

Trilogy by Emily Reeve #3

Submitted Jul 27th, 21:49

Trilogy by Emily Reeve #2

Submitted Jul 27th, 21:35