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Poem 299

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Sex, 150 Calories and Mariani Wine

Robert Hawkins

Do you believe that only,
150 calories for each sex act is burned?
Is that a pardon me lady,I gotta run.
I'm sorry but seems more like 15,000 to me.
If I'm on top doing all the work.
And she's getting far more orgasms than me.
Shouldn't they award more calories to me?
If I put whipped cream between her boobs,
Can I burn calories as I go?
But only a 150 calories.
Thats it?
I throw a frisbee or take out the trash.
And burn more than that.
She already took out my trash.
I just can't throw a frisbee,
To a girl and call it sex.
She will expect a whole lot more than that.
Share a bottle of Mariani wine.
I personally guarantee.
You will both go all night.
With only 150 calories,
You are going to need something else.
Mariani wine has such a rush.
My current babe swears by it.
That last advise is free.
From a wordslinger like me.
rlh

note; It's not just me, Thomas Edison and Queen Victoria love their Mariani wine too.

Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works:

Ask Yourself

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 18:21

Liken Mind

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 16:29

Then What About You

Submitted Jun 13th 2011, 20:51