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Sensitive

Grant Johnson

I am a sensitive man
I am sensitive to your needs
I am sensitive to your touch
I am sensitive to your words
I am sensitive to your love
I am sensitive to direct sunlight
I am sensitive to the smell of gasoline
I am sensitive to loud noises
I am sensitive to an empty wallet
I am sensitive to indirect insults
I am sensitive to the sight of varicose veins
I am sensitive to poor math skills
I am sensitive to Nascar races
I am a sensitive man

Grant Johnson has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Grant's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Grant's latest works:

Sensitive

Submitted Feb 19th 2011, 21:59

Floating

Submitted Feb 3rd 2011, 19:29

Life is a Canyon

Submitted Feb 3rd 2011, 16:36