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Senior Year

Chris Catania

Prospect High School
It makes me want to drool
I sleep every day in class
I probably will barley pass
I have no money
So sorry I can’t go out to lunch today honey
Why isn’t the day over yet
I feel like I’m trapped by a net
Sitting in this depressing room
Wishing I never came out of the womb
5 min more, I can’t wait
Get me out of this awful trait
I want to go home nower
Crap, its just first hour.

Chris Catania has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Chris's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Chris's latest works:

Senior Year

Submitted Feb 24th 2011, 07:07

Senior Year

Submitted Feb 24th 2011, 07:06

Senior Year

Submitted Feb 23rd 2011, 07:14