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Self Sex

Teen Queen

If I could fuck myself, I would
I'd do me all, I'd do my body good
Licking on my neck, sucking on my nipples
Kissing passionately and having tongue games with my dimples
This is self sex because no one can fuck me like I can
I swear I'm the best I ever had, theres no need for any man.

Teen Queen has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Teen's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Teen's latest works:

I Love Bad Poetry

Submitted Feb 13th 2011, 20:06

Self Sex

Submitted Feb 13th 2011, 20:04

Bad Poet

Submitted Jul 4th 2010, 06:12