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Seducing the Snake

Anonymous Thomas

Maybe if all the great musicians joined forces, and sang to the Taliban they would quit their shit.
Maybe if Freddie Mercury, Michael Jackson, John Lennon, Jimmy Page/Robert Plant, Lady Gaga, and Justin Bieber (yes that Justin Bieber!)
all joined forces they would sing evil away.
Maybe if the music is heard all over the world, and all over everyone's mind, then maybe...
Maybe we can seduce the snake to stop poisoning us.

Anonymous Thomas has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Anonymous's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Anonymous's latest works:

The fat must die

Submitted Jun 30th 2011, 19:43

Conformist

Submitted Jun 22nd 2011, 22:08

Now!

Submitted Jun 15th 2011, 22:50