Very Bad Poetry

Welcome to the last refuge for the world's worst poetry.

It's difficult to understand how, in this age of information, poems that merely miss the mark can be tossed into the cold world to fend for themselves, only to whither and be forgotten.

Please help us to help them to help us.




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Mao Meow has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Mao's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Mao's latest works:

Junky

Submitted Jan 17th 2010, 22:17

Sebastian!

Submitted Jan 17th 2010, 22:15

It is, isn't it

Submitted Jan 17th 2010, 22:12