Very Bad Poetry

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Very Bad Archive

Screw you, Oprah!

prunella jones


The book of my life will start off with this line:
"I blame Oprah for causing my nervous breakdown."
So what if it's not true?
I belong to the James Frey school of memoir writing.

prunella jones has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of prunella's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of prunella's latest works:

Memories

Submitted Aug 31st, 19:40

She

Submitted Aug 31st, 19:34

I Wanna Be a Cougar When I Grow Up

Submitted Jun 24th, 21:35