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Screw You

michelle pawula

I sent you a fuckin poem
But i guess it doesnt fit in your forum
So you decided to block it
So suck a damn cock and tit
I guess a way to get it on this shit filled sight
Is to say FUCK DAMN COCKLICKING PIECE OF SHIT all day and night
Would that be alright
You tell me cause i dont have a clue
I write and write But maybe my previous concoctions were too much instead of too few
So keep your delusions about whats acceptable and whats not
For all i care you can pop a squat
Right in the middle of the highway
Then off a bridge you will go So you can fly fly away
Anyways im just joking
I hope that was at least a little provoking
Cause that would be really funny
An even better scenerio would be if you had crap all over you from a bunny
Oh ueah there has to be lots of piss to go along with the shit
Or it defeats the purpose
Making you and everyone else worthless

michelle pawula has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of michelle's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of michelle's latest works:

Lovin You

Submitted Dec 7th 2009, 13:25

Wounds

Submitted Dec 7th 2009, 13:22

Screw You

Submitted Oct 12th 2008, 00:21