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Schrodinger's sex panther

Norma Con

'Rarrrrr!'

The scream silences the puny villagers. They know the jig is up. The panther is come.

Its bad maths, its good maths,
the wave is sigh.

Sigh. Sigh

Shit just got imaginary.

Shit just got tiny.

But Schrodinger's panther...dead or alive?

Norma Con has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Norma's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Norma's latest works:

The glasgow ice cream wars

Submitted Mar 28th 2011, 13:47

Something phallic

Submitted Mar 28th 2011, 13:45

A poem!

Submitted Mar 28th 2011, 13:24