Very Bad Archive
Sacks of doom
Granger Dupont
The sack was over my head, Ice cream poured out.
I told the dragon it was not safe enough,
So he gave me ten thousand condoms.
He laughed, then he vomited.
I went to sleep at 12:19 that night, Ten mushrooms were eaten.
Granger Dupont has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Granger's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Granger's latest works: