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SUBWAY THOUGHTS
Mugs McClain
But then I was like,
'Yo--you're standing too close to me Jack--
might wanna ease back,
and quit the crowding on my space.'
Then he all gets this look up on his face,
Like he's thinking:
'Pssh, I'll stand up in this spot,
all stinking,
If that's what I mean to do.'
Now I ain't trying to bother you,
by telling you the tale,
I'm just saying,
and displaying,
A bit of knowledge up for sale;
Namely:
Why you wanna stand all next to me?
Stand over there you stinky bastard.
Mugs McClain has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Mugs's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Mugs's latest works: