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SOUL AND FACE

Cheesewheel Enthusiast

to me, your soul is like a cheeseburger

chewy and spicy, and loaded up with bacon, cheese, and ketchup

but your face

it makes me want to curl up in a ball and die slowly

so please, for the sake of us all,

wear a paper bag on your head

Cheesewheel Enthusiast has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Cheesewheel's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Cheesewheel's latest works:

Cheese Wheel Race

Submitted Apr 17th 2011, 15:28

SOUL AND FACE

Submitted Apr 17th 2011, 15:25