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Poem 2499

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SORRY

Sabrina Ross

BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TURN THE CAPS LOCK OFF.
I'M ACTUALLY FEELING QUITE PLEASANT
IT'S JUST THE CAPITALS THAT MAKE ME SEEM LIKE I WANT TO MAKE YOUR SMALL INTESTINES INTO A HAMMOCK.

Sabrina Ross has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Sabrina's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Sabrina's latest works:

SORRY

Submitted Apr 8th 2010, 05:44