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SLEEPING

Jessie' sWeiner

yo yo yo
i hear ya sleeping
close yo windows
dont want yo neighbors peeking
close yo front door
dont want yo parents sneakin!
close that bottle
dont want da babys milk leaking
missy elliot would say
getta freakin!
now close your mouth
we here ya screaming
like for real
this is really weird.
shutup fool.
eat a 50 cent meal
brail on the door
feel yo way
at the fire making smores
then close your eyes
you will lay
DOWN

Jessie' sWeiner has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Jessie''s terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Jessie''s latest works:

SLEEPING

Submitted Feb 18th 2011, 05:50