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Rotten Egg
Larry Hanson
Your blundering days are over.
You stink worse than a trash can
They threw you away and kept the afterbirth.
I can smell you a mile away!
Osoma's yo mama!
When you walk by a park all the flowers wilt.
How can you be so stupid?
You make babies cry.
You don't have an I.Q..
You have a U.Q. meaning unintelligent quotient!
You're so ugly that a rat is more handsome than you!
You got kicked out of reject school.
No wonder they call you, Rotten Egg.
How do you live with yourself?
Nobody will give you the time of day.
The only reason I did is because I want you to know how disgusting you really are!
You stupid dwindling embecile of a rotten egg!!!
Larry Hanson has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Larry's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Larry's latest works: