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Room

Bolt Richardson

I try to clean up my room
I grab a vacuum, a dust pan, a broom
I pick up clothes and garbage off the floor
I take a clorox wipe and wipe down the door
I throw my dirty clothes into a hamper
I work so fast I begin to get a cramp....er
The sheets are clean, the bed is made
I have an air freshener, it says the word "Glade"
I'm almost done, and I lay down my head
All of a sudden I am way off to bed

Bolt Richardson has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Bolt's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Bolt's latest works:

Room

Submitted Nov 10th 2010, 09:10

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