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Poem 966

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Roger BeeBee

Turner Crotchkey

Leo sits in the Nile Theatre eating jujubees


the film, The Blob, gives him the heebie jeebies

hes got crabs, lice, bedbugs and fleas

Daddy, Roger saw my BeeBees.


Turner Crotchkey has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Turner's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Turner's latest works:

Chipper poem/song

Submitted Aug 2nd 2010, 06:48

Ed wins WW 2

Submitted Dec 17th 2009, 05:45

Dirty Sanchez

Submitted Aug 13th 2009, 04:00