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Robot Lords

Pena Michael

All hail the coming robot lords!
The mighty microchip, the all-powerful processors!

All hail the coming robot lords!
They bring forth computations
at a one trillion googoplexes per millisecond!

All hail the coming robot lords!
Created to do our biding, we shall serve them as slaves! Your ipod will be your God!

ALL HAIL!!!!!
Translated for the coming robot lords:

00101010000010000001010100101000001010100101011111111101010100101010010101000000101010010101010101010111111111111111111001111111000111101010101010101010000001001010101010010101010100101001010010101001010

Pena Michael has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Pena's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Pena's latest works:

Outlook

Submitted Jan 8th 2011, 14:32

Sense/nonsense

Submitted May 12th 2010, 17:22

Sound Advice.

Submitted May 12th 2010, 17:20