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Robert Venereal Fungus
Turner Crotchkey
Robert watched the circus parade as he ate a
sandwhich made
from hummis
he stepped in a pool
of elephant shit
and washed his buster browns with pumice
he hid his shoes and tried to keep his pungent
secret from us
he drank Castrol oil
his ass covered with boils
on his scrotum
was a
venereal fungus
Turner Crotchkey has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Turner's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Turner's latest works: