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Brittany Bayer
You're old now
but you've always been short
and your wife died
and I'm pretty sure you don't have any kids.
But you speak French and so do I
and you were really nice the one time I met you
and I really have an unhealthy obsession
with that TV show you were in, Hogan's Heroes
and I keep on meaning to send you a letter, written in French,
but I keep forgetting.
Either you forgot me too
or you don't mind
so that's pretty cool.
Brittany Bayer has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Brittany's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Brittany's latest works: