Very Bad Poetry

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Poem 533

Very Bad Archive

Road Bump

Robert Hawkins

Driving along the way.
Hit a jarring bump.
Hope I hit a pothole.
Fearing the worst.
Roll down the window.
Look south.
The direction I had come.
Driving so fast.
My God what have I done.
Never mind.
It's just Steve Wakeling.
rlh

note; so what.

Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works:

A Day, of Bobby as interpeted, Emily Reeve

Submitted Aug 2nd, 22:52

Trilogy by Emily Reeve #3

Submitted Jul 27th, 21:49

Trilogy by Emily Reeve #2

Submitted Jul 27th, 21:35