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Poem 797

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Riddles And Gibblets

Shawn Kasper

I make a good meal
A big fat bird
I say gobble-gobble
If you haven't heard
I'm oh so yummy
And better than beef jerky
Yeah, damn right
I'm a turkey.

Shawn Kasper has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Shawn's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Shawn's latest works:

Riddles And Gibblets

Submitted Jun 9th 2008, 00:26

The Saddest Story

Submitted Jun 9th 2008, 00:17

The Saddest Story

Submitted Jun 9th 2008, 00:15