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Rhymes

Nick Czerniak

Roses are green,
My name is sheen,
And all i want, is to get lean.
Im rhyming now, like a poet,
Don't deny it, cuz now you know it.
I walk all day, thinking of rhymes,
Even when eating gooseberry pie.
It makes me sad to fail with my rhymes,
Like a thief stealing my dimes.
My life, it sucks, please tell me no more,
For i have just dropped my eggs on the floor.
One day i shall die and i will be cold,
And i pray that when i die, im somewhat old.

Nick Czerniak has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Nick's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Nick's latest works:

Rhymes

Submitted Oct 5th 2010, 07:51