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Rhett or Rick by Steve Stalin

Robert Hawkins

Sharp as a tac.
Dull as that tact he lacks.
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She open her heart to God.
But closed her love for me.
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Mistakes in your life.
If honest primarily caused by you.
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Being mean to atain your end? Will make you mean to the end.
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(for steve stalin)
APPLIED MEDIOCRITY ALWAYS TRUMPS NORMAL SUPERIORTY.
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Necessity builds upon the bones of others.
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Tis best nature doesn't know mankind isn't so.
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Opportunity were a mule? You ride it. You don't look at the mule's rear end.
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Bordom is a grapefruit with no spoon.
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My dog has no fleas never barks shits gold. Yell at her always comes back again.
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To bad the "I" in me stinks up every thing.
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Ego? Is a mouth engaged before your brain is gear.
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last point.
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Your words as well etiquette best expressed after your long dead.
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bobby-steve stalin 5/31/11

note; from stalin.
Poets? Aspiring poets?
Aspirations bring castrations.
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Wake-e-wake-e.
Ain't you ever ever break me.
You can never stop that energy.
It is in me.
In the end you be just another particle of slime historically.
I will be.
Damn straight I exist I will be heard.
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To think I once offered it all to you,,, for free.
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bobby 5/31/11

yeah no shit,, duh,, this is to good,, but you will keep keep it!

Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works:

Ask Yourself

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 18:21

Liken Mind

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 16:29

Then What About You

Submitted Jun 13th 2011, 20:51