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Revolutionary

prunella jones


I was born in 1756 and fucked most of the founding fathers.
Washington was my favorite cause he could go all night,
plus he looked really hawt in his wig.

I didn't do John Hancock though.
Mainly because...well...let's just say that his big signature was compensatory for inadequacy in other areas.

prunella jones has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of prunella's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of prunella's latest works:

Memories

Submitted Aug 31st 2008, 19:40

She

Submitted Aug 31st 2008, 19:34

I Wanna Be a Cougar When I Grow Up

Submitted Jun 24th 2008, 21:35