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Reptilicus
Troy Lumber
From the depths of the sea
To protect you and me
A winged and scaled savior shall rise
Five hundred feet long
Yes, indeed, he is strong
He rules both the waves and the skies
High wizard of lizards
Has mystical gizzards
And projects laser beams from his eyes
As he unbrings his wings
Hear his countrymen sing
For this is the day evil dies
Embrace the right in his might
Respect his fight while in flight
Whoa Reptilicus
Watcher of air, land and sea
Whoa Reptilicus
Whoa Reptilicus
Forked tongue of truth protects the free
Whoa Reptilicus
Yes it's Reptilicus
Mighty Reptilicus
His balls large and hot like the sun
The armies on the field
Already dropped and kneeled
Conceded he's already won
The shriek that he emits
Give whole kindoms the shits
The carnage and bodies amass
He gnaws the bones of foes
For everybody knows
Reptilicus kicks fucking ass
Respect his fight while in flight
Embrace the right in his might
Whoa Reptilicus
Watcher of air, land and sea
Whoa Reptilicus
Whoa Reptilicus
Forked tongue of truth protects the free
Whoa Reptilicus
Troy Lumber has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Troy's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Troy's latest works: