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Daniella Princess of Doom

Golden people dancing
Melting in the sun
Bald men are complaining
They're never gettin' none

Women holding babies
feathers blow away
Raccoons frothing rabies
The train is on it's way

Send money to India!
Hurry with your coins!
Send money to India!
A cricket player pulls his loin

Today we met a crazy man
He listened to us talk
Excused himself, went in his van
And found some nuns to stalk

Golden people dancing
Now go up in smoke
Bald men are complaining
Another Jack and Coke

Daniella Princess of Doom has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Daniella's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Daniella's latest works:

Tale of a Night Watch Man

Submitted Jun 30th 2011, 11:53

This is Your Brain On Sex.

Submitted Jun 22nd 2011, 12:21

A History of Trying Things

Submitted Jun 20th 2011, 10:57