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Relief
Tits McGee
For it is after I eat when I feel like a duck,
My friends constantly telling me to shut my butt-hole up,
It is a terrible feeling and yes, it sucks,
When I feel like everything inside me is stuck,
But wait, what's this? Oh my, oh shucks,
Alas, relief! When I take a huge shut.
Tits McGee has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Tits's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Tits's latest works: