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Ravyn Wings Steal My Heartstrings

Kiki VonMerryslacks

Coo, coo, the Ravyn wails!
Hear it’s cry, by and bye.
In the darkest of nights, the fullest of moons
Shines lumnivescent throughout the sky.

Will the werewolf
perish and languish?
His animal self
feels so much anguish.
He transforms
from wolf into man
Now his hopes
are all extanguish.

Hark ye thar, the rustic Ravyn shrieks!
The graveyard’s souls to here yonder seek.
Zombies emerge, undead bodies converge
into a hillyous peak.

Flight of the ravyn,
escape from the doom,
Of the lost souls adrift
on there brooms,
Black cats sway on the fences of whom?
On the fences of the ravyn
Blood they are so cravin.

Kiki VonMerryslacks has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Kiki's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Kiki's latest works:

Fight Talk

Submitted Mar 4th 2009, 13:44

Aptitude: Clich

Submitted Mar 4th 2009, 13:25

Summer's Eve

Submitted Mar 4th 2009, 13:03