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Rattus Norvegincus Hickory Dickory
Robert Hawkins
With my girlfriend.
We slumbering we asleep.
Hickory Dickory.
Damn rat ran up my sock.
Wake me up?
On a Saturday no less?
Hickory Dickory?
I grab the nearest thing.
Which was the hair.
My girlfriends head.
And WHAM,,,, wham,, wham wham.
WHAM, bam,, wham bam wham.
Brought that head down on that rat again.
Wham,,, Wham,, wham wham.
Rattus Norvegicus patina blood smear.
Damn rat like bad poetry and dirty socks.
Fleas, mosquitoes, chiggers.
Oh sorry babe didn't mean to wake your head.
Long as your awake,, fix breakfast.
Poached eggs 3 minutes, cream gravy flaky bisquits bacon.
Wash your face babe.
You look like shit this morning.
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bobby
Note; now that is a good woman.
Let me use her head.
This poetry site.
Rattus Norvegicus.
Babe,,,babe,, still some goo on your face.
Emily,, think?
VBP will beat me up?
Not while I have your head.
(lol)
Tell me you love me.
Title of a poem.
First girl has the balls.
That day,, my first lady.
Bobby
Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works: